Milton Jones is the absolute king of one liners.

“I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number…She looked great going down the stairs.”

But we we digress… we have 5 pairs of tickets to give away to his show at the Town Hall Theatre this Thursday (8pm, 3rd of March). Just email [email protected] with a joke or a pun and you’ll be in the draw.

Entries close 14:00 on Thursday, and we’ll do the prize draw and let winners know straight away.

“He’s fast, absurd and very Funny” – Radio Times

‘No-one can touch Jones when he hits his stride’ The Guardian